So I love nicknames. To the point that I don't like calling people their names. Everyone has a purpose! Err I mean a nickname. So sometimes I get a little wild and talk in other personalities and voices. And last week I came up with some serious nicknames for our cats.
Cow-Cat:
This cat looks like a cow and so I always tell her to stop moo'in around and grazing in the pastures. So cow-cat's new nickname is:
the cow is grazing in the pastures and dragging her utters!
Babyface:
Has a baby-face. But since he's grown up his face is so big his new nickname is this:
Face with the baby attached!!!
Tt:
Tt's getting big. And she's part siamese so she has really skinny legs and a big body. She is solid muscle and she weighs a lot so I always call her african elephant or rhino. When she sleeps on my legs she is soooo heavy so her new nickname is:
Rhino leg-warmer!!!!
That is all!!!
You may go on with your day now.
;-)
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3 comments:
I love this post!! I crack up to the point of crying every time I read "face with a baby attached." It sounds so much like something that I would say that it almost freaks me out.
My husband cringes every time I call him by his nickname. His name is Kevin, but I call him Kurve, or Kervie, or Kerm, or Kermit, or Kermie. He hates them all. That makes me love them MORE!!!
Austin is Aus, Ausker, Austi Spumanti, Austin J-bird, Austin J-birdison, Austin J. Squankerson, and My Lovie.
Sophie is So, Sowie, Sofa, Sopapilla, Soapie, Sugar Booger, Beaners, Chicken Heinie, Chicken Butt, Elvira (as in the Alabama song), El, and Elbow Macaroni.
I accidentally called a kindergartener "Chicken Heinie" last week. Oops. I don't think she heard me, though. lol
he/she does look like a cow. cow cat...it has a good ring to it. My husband named the cat he had before we were married...mouse. It had issues to say the least ;)
Cow-cat is my favorite!
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